Business
Business Directory
58 businesses in and around Dongvile, from the courthouse square to the I-69 interchange. Listings come from the City's zoning and parcel map.
58 businesses
Fine dining
Bistro Fancy Pants
175 Mainer St
Dress code is pants. Fancy ones.
- Hours
- $$$
- Zoning
- CBD
Fine dining
Château de Queso
125 E Brisket St
Seven-course queso tasting menu. Course four is just a really good chip.
- Hours
- $$$$ · Jacket suggested
- Zoning
- CBD
Fine dining
L'Armadillo
105 N Main St
Tasting menu that changes with whatever the chef found at the feed store.
- Hours
- $$$$
- Zoning
- CBD
Fine dining
Le Petit Brisket
105 E Brisket St
Brisket, but it comes with a very tiny fork and a story about the cow.
- Hours
- $$$$ · Reservations recommended
- Zoning
- CBD
Fine dining
Maison Ranch
110 W Brisket St
French farmhouse cuisine served by a guy named Travis who studied abroad for a week.
- Hours
- $$$
- Zoning
- CBD
Fine dining
Osteria Cowpoke
160 N Main St
Handmade pasta smoked over mesquite. It shouldn't work. It works.
- Hours
- $$$
- Zoning
- CBD
Fine dining
The Gilded Fork
130 Mainer St
The forks are spray-painted gold. Please return them.
- Hours
- $$$
- Zoning
- CBD
Fine dining
The Truffled Possum
225 Mainer St
Truffle fries so expensive they come with a certificate of authenticity.
- Hours
- $$$$
- Zoning
- C-1
Bars & clubs
Bar None
115 W Hot Pocket Way
Named after what's left on the shelf by Sunday night.
- Hours
- Daily 4 p.m.–1 a.m.
- On file
- SUP-2001-05
- Zoning
- CBD
Bars & clubs
Club Synergy
255 E Hot Pocket Way
Nightclub with a light-up floor. Synergy not guaranteed.
- Hours
- Fri–Sat 10 p.m.–2 a.m.
- On file
- SUP-2022-11: light-up floor off during council meetings
- Zoning
- CBD
Bars & clubs
Club Velour
155 E Hot Pocket Way
Velvet rope, fog machine and a bouncer named Dale who knows your mom.
- Hours
- Thu–Sat 9 p.m.–2 a.m.
- On file
- SUP-2019-04: fog machine limited to three bursts per hour
- Zoning
- CBD
Bars & clubs
Last Call Larry's
120 N Main St
Larry calls last call at 9:15 p.m. Nobody knows why, and nobody asks.
- Hours
- Daily 2 p.m.–9:15 p.m.
- On file
- SUP-1998-01: last call no later than 9:15 p.m. (applicant's request)
- Zoning
- CBD
Bars & clubs
Neon Armadillo Dance Hall
150 W Hot Pocket Way
Biggest dance floor between here and somewhere bigger.
- Hours
- Fri–Sat 8 p.m.–2 a.m.
- On file
- SUP-2003-07: neon armadillo sign capped at 14 ft
- Zoning
- CBD
Bars & clubs
The Dusty Mug
245 W Brisket St
Coffee by day, beer by night, dust by design.
- Hours
- Daily 7 a.m.–11 p.m.
- On file
- SUP-2020-06
- Zoning
- C-1
Bars & clubs
The Rusty Spur Saloon
105 E Hot Pocket Way
Live fiddle on Thursdays. The spur over the door is not rusty, they checked.
- Hours
- Daily 4 p.m.–midnight
- On file
- SUP-2011-02: no amplified fiddle after 11 p.m.
- Zoning
- CBD
Bars & clubs
The Tipsy Tumbleweed
110 Mainer St
Rooftop patio on a one-story building, so it's more of a high patio.
- Hours
- Daily 3 p.m.–midnight
- On file
- SUP-2016-03: the rooftop patio is not a roof
- Zoning
- CBD
Bars & clubs
Two-Step Tavern
125 E Hot Pocket Way
The dance floor is exactly two steps wide, so plan accordingly.
- Hours
- Wed–Sun 5 p.m.–1 a.m.
- On file
- Variance V-2008-12: dance floor narrower than code
- Zoning
- CBD
Fast food
Biscuit Barn
240 W Hot Pocket Way
Diner with biscuits the size of a softball. The gravy has its own fan club.
- Hours
- Daily 6 a.m.–2 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-1
Fast food
Brisket Bucket
3040 E Hot Pocket Way
Brisket by the bucket. The bucket is real. You keep the bucket.
- Hours
- Daily 6 a.m.–midnight
- Zoning
- HC
Fast food
Burger Bonanza
411 E Hot Pocket Way
Home of the 72-ounce Regret Burger. Finish it and your photo goes on the wall of shame.
- Hours
- Daily 10 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Chicken Chuck's
441 E Hot Pocket Way
Fried chicken by Chuck, who does not take criticism about the gravy.
- Hours
- Daily 10 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Corn Dog Kingdom
670 W Hot Pocket Way
Corn dogs, cheese-stuffed corn dogs and the experimental pickle dog.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 8 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Dairy Dome
510 E Hot Pocket Way
Soft serve under a giant fiberglass dome that leaks when it rains.
- Hours
- Daily 10 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Frito Pie Palace
511 E Hot Pocket Way
Frito pie served in the bag, in a bowl, or in a bigger bag.
- Hours
- Daily 10 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Kolache Kastle
471 E Hot Pocket Way
Kolaches and klobasneks in a building shaped like a castle, mostly.
- Hours
- Daily 10 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Nugget Hut
470 E Hot Pocket Way
Chicken nuggets by the bucket, the crate and the regrettable pallet.
- Hours
- Daily 10 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Pizza Pals
671 W Hot Pocket Way
Pizza delivered by teenagers who are genuinely trying their best.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 8 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Sir Fries-a-Lot
440 E Hot Pocket Way
Fries in seven shapes, none of them regulation.
- Hours
- Daily 10 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Sub Marine Sandwiches
3080 E Hot Pocket Way
Sandwiches with a nautical theme and no clear reason for it.
- Hours
- Daily 6 a.m.–midnight
- Zoning
- HC
Fast food
Taco Tornado
410 E Hot Pocket Way
Tacos fast enough to count as weather. Drive-thru only; the dining room is storage now.
- Hours
- Daily 10 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Fast food
Waffle Warehouse
3000 E Hot Pocket Way
Waffles at warehouse scale. Open 24 hours, which the waffle iron did not agree to.
- Hours
- Daily 6 a.m.–midnight
- Zoning
- HC
Retail
Bait & Switch Tackle
710 W Hot Pocket Way
Fishing tackle. The name was a mistake and they've made peace with it.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 8 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Retail
Bulkster Warehouse Club
3200 E Hot Pocket Way
Everything comes in a pack of 48, including the membership cards.
- Hours
- Daily 9 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- HC
Retail
Discount Dave's Everything
3105 E Hot Pocket Way
Dave discounts everything, including his own enthusiasm.
- Hours
- Daily 9 a.m.–9 p.m.
- Zoning
- HC
Retail
Dollar-ish
640 W Hot Pocket Way
Most things are a dollar. Some things are a dollar-ish.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 8 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Retail
Honest-ish Al's Used Cars
3550 E Hot Pocket Way
Every car has had one owner, and that owner was a lot of people.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 9 a.m.–7 p.m.
- Zoning
- HC
Retail
Lumber Land & Then Some
3005 E Hot Pocket Way
Lumber, then hardware, then some. Nobody has found the back of the store.
- Hours
- Daily 6 a.m.–10 p.m.
- Zoning
- HC
Retail
Mattress Mattress Mattress
3075 E Hot Pocket Way
Three mattress stores that merged into one and kept every name.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 10 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- HC
Retail
MegaGrab Supercenter
3100 E Hot Pocket Way
Groceries, tires, fishing licenses and an eyeglass counter in the café. You will run into your old teacher here.
- Hours
- Open 24 hours
- On file
- Sign variance V-2014-02: 85 ft pole sign
- Zoning
- HC
Retail
Pet Stuff Galaxy
3045 E Hot Pocket Way
Pet supplies across 40,000 square feet. The fish aisle has a fog machine.
- Hours
- Daily 9 a.m.–9 p.m.
- Zoning
- HC
Retail
Sweet Tea Lake Bait & Regret
End of Sweet Tea Lake Rd
Live bait, cold drinks and fishing advice nobody asked for.
- Hours
- Daily 5 a.m.–7 p.m.
- Zoning
- PK
Retail
Tractor & Feed Depot
3525 E Hot Pocket Way
Tractors, feed and a little of everything else for people who own boots.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 7 a.m.–7 p.m.
- Zoning
- HC
Fuel
Big Rig Buffet & Fuel
3400 E Hot Pocket Way
Truck stop with 16 pumps, a buffet and a jerky wall visible from space.
- Hours
- Open 24 hours
- Zoning
- HC
Fuel
Fuel Me Once
610 W Hot Pocket Way
Fuel me once, shame on you. Ice is two for one on Tuesdays.
- Hours
- Open 24 hours
- Zoning
- C-2
Fuel
Gas-N-Go-N-Gas
611 W Hot Pocket Way
Gas, then go, then probably more gas. Clean restrooms, allegedly.
- Hours
- Open 24 hours
- Zoning
- C-2
Lodging
Sleepy Saddle Motor Inn
3395 E Hot Pocket Way
Thirty-two rooms, free waffles and a pool that is technically filled.
- Hours
- Check-in 3 p.m.
- Zoning
- HC
Local business
Dongvile Auto & Tire & More Tire
540 E Hot Pocket Way
If they don't have the tire, they know a guy with the tire.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 8 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Local business
First Dongvile Savings & Loan
125 Mainer St
Mostly savings. The loan officer is on a fishing trip until further notice.
- Hours
- Mon–Fri 9 a.m.–4 p.m.
- Zoning
- CBD
Local business
Hair Today Salon
711 W Hot Pocket Way
Walk-ins welcome. Gone tomorrow not guaranteed.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 8 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Local business
Pawn to Be Wild
641 W Hot Pocket Way
Pawn shop with an impressive collection of guitars and one canoe.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 8 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Local business
Spin Cycle Laundromat
541 E Hot Pocket Way
Twelve washers, eleven working, and one with a sign that says 'Ask Darla.'
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 8 a.m.–8 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-2
Local business
The Dongvile Gazette
260 E Brisket St
Weekly paper. The front page is the high school football score, even in April.
- Hours
- Published Thursdays
- Zoning
- CBD
Local business
Uncle Earl's Feed & Seed
150 W Railroad Ave
Sells feed, seed and free opinions about the weather.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 7 a.m.–6 p.m.
- Zoning
- C-1
Industrial
Big Tex-ish Fabrication
200 Industrial Park Rd
Welds anything. Has welded a few things that should not have been welded.
- Hours
- Mon–Fri 6 a.m.–3 p.m.
- Zoning
- I-2
Industrial
Brisket County Pallet & Crate
100 Industrial Park Rd
Pallets, crates and a forklift named Lightning.
- Hours
- Mon–Fri 7 a.m.–4 p.m.
- Zoning
- I-2
Industrial
Dongvile Co-op Cotton Gin
400 E Tater St
Gins cotton every fall and gossip year-round.
- Hours
- Seasonal
- Zoning
- I-1
Industrial
Dongvile Grain Co. Elevator
Railroad Ave & E 3rd St
Tallest thing in the county. Visible from the next county over, which annoys them.
- Hours
- Harvest hours vary
- Zoning
- I-1
Industrial
Dongvile Ice House & Cold Storage
300 Industrial Park Rd
Cold storage for the whole county. Employees wear shorts year-round on principle.
- Hours
- Mon–Sat 6 a.m.–6 p.m.
- Zoning
- I-2
Listing a business here is not an endorsement by the City. To correct a listing, contact Planning & Development at (936) 555-0102.